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Woman Plans to "Marry" a Neighborhood

 

Rod Dreher calls this "the slippery slope strikes again!"

Remember the Seattle crackpot who married a building? Now she claims to be engaged to a neighborhood:

Now, Aivaz has informed the Seattle City Council she’ll be marrying the Yesler Terrace neighborhood near the Central District. She is, after all, widowed now that her beloved warehouse has been demolished.

I knew it. You let a girl marry a warehouse, and next thing you know, she’s a damn polygamist.

12 Comments

  1. Barb Chamberlan
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 10:24 am | Permalink

    She needs to "marry" a padded cell :)

  2. Lefty
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 11:43 am | Permalink

    It's satire. Aivaz is an anti-gentrification activist who has realized that if you want liberal elites to care about anything nowadays, you have to gay-marry it.

  3. Bryce K.
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 12:08 pm | Permalink

    I'm laughing so hard right now - you are trying to paint this as a serious example of the moral degeneration of our society? Lol!

  4. Chris Pinson
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm | Permalink

    Bryce -- I'm laughing so hard at you. Your snark-o-meter needs to go in for repair. Did you not read the last line of the post?

  5. AM
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Bryce K.
    The post was tagged under "humor".
    Lol!

  6. minxcomix
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm | Permalink

    Well if her first spouse, the warehouse, has been demolished, it's not polygamy...she's a widow and has a right to wear that pretty dress again.

  7. AD
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Permalink

    Calm down, it's called "performance art". And you're playing right into her hands.

  8. Bryce K.
    Posted July 6, 2012 at 5:05 pm | Permalink

    Thank the lord, I thought this was some attempt at serious commentary. Thanks for pointing that out, AM.

  9. Diana
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 3:21 am | Permalink

    Bryce obviously needs to get a hobby, aside from his obvious obsession of policing NOM's pages.

  10. grandmaliberty
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 8:07 am | Permalink

    some people will do anything to get attention and the media loves to make a fool of them...poor girl..

  11. Bryce K.
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 9:14 am | Permalink

    Ah, Diana, and perhaps you should get a hobby, aside from your obvious obsession of policing NOM's pages. How about we search for a new hobby together? That'd be fun. :)

  12. Lefty
    Posted July 7, 2012 at 11:44 am | Permalink

    It's okay, Bryce. With this stuff, it can be hard to tell just how things are meant sometimes.